I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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