how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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