I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My dick has a subreddit
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
