dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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