Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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