Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
