I'll bet she douches with gravy.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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