Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i love accidental penises.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she told me i tasted like america
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I lost the right to judge tonight
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
