Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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