If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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