I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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