Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
