Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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