you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I came so hard my ears popped.
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