in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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