butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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