Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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