I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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