i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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