but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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