the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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