were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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