you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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