so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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