how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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