and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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