I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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