We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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