you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You should frame my arrest warrant.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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