oh god the rape fog is back!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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