FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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