Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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