we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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