I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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