Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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