I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
