i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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