Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
