my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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