Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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