I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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