ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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