Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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