That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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