I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
