normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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