sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize