how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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