She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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