wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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