But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
please don't ironically join a cult
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