he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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