He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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