Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
where are you?
Hypothermia
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Randomize